At dinner, Sunday night.
#3: Hey, have you ever seen a movie about a giant asteroid that’s going to hit the earth so like five people go on it to dismantle it?
Me: They go to dismantle a rock?
#3: No, I mean, um, like blow it up or something?
Me: While they’re standing on it?
#3: So that it doesn’t destroy the earth.
#2: You mean detonate?
#3: Whatever. I can’t think of the name of the movie. It starts with an a.
Me, #2, #4 and #5, in unison: Asteroid?
#3: No! It sounds kind of like armadillo, but it’s not.
Me: Oh. Armageddon.
#3: That’s it!
Me: No. I’ve never seen it.
#3: Oh.
#4: I just drooled on myself.