When we commute into the city for work, we’re usually on the reverse path of everyone else. People with more regular-type jobs are leaving; we’re coming in.
I like to imagine that a salmon swimming upstream to spawn has moments where it goes My God! Why am I doing this? Oh right. Happy ending.
Swimming the wrong way in a sea of people can be a pain when you’re not terribly tall, like me. And have demophobia that only gets triggered at a certain crowd capacity and/or speed, which is pretty much always reached in Penn Station and Times Square.
I usually try to tag a mark– some person bigger than me who appears to be going my way, behind whom I can fall in, while they make the path. This is much easier when I’m with my husband.
Because when I’m by myself sometimes I guess wrong. I tag the wrong mark and find myself pinned up against a wall, unable to make it to where I need to be without just ramming into a crowd of people willy-nilly. That isn’t taken too kindly here, and isn’t terribly effective given my size.
I finally figured out how to clear a path all by myself. How to get a seat alone on the train or the bus, how to get space around me on the subway, how not to get shoved accidentally down to the LIRR instead of the C train at Penn Station.
The woman about to ram into me as I was exiting the elevator stopped dead in her tracks and let me pass. Nobody rushed at me when I was getting off the subway. I lead the way with CC behind me through Penn Station and I felt like Moses.
I saw people looking over their shoulders as I passed by. Observed people whispering as they passed me. But nobody blocked my path for once, and I had the added benefit of not being able to hear what they said. BECAUSE I HAD FOXES ON MY EARS.
This is how it begins, isn’t it? How we start to not give a crap what we look like or what we say in public as we age. It’s only a matter of time before we’re wearing fuchsia leopard print flannel pajamas in public while sucking on a long, empty ebony cigarette holder, being trailed by about a hundred and fifty cats.
I can’t wait.
Here are your links.
Richard Van As and Ivan Owen teamed up to create a robotic prosthetic hand, intending to post the design in the public domain so that anyone in need of one could make it. They recently completed their design and the recipient was a young boy named Liam (at a cost to his parents of $0). This is such an excellent project which is still in need of funding- their intent is to assist anyone who asks with parts and supplies as well as expertise. Please check out coming up short handed (the Robohand blog)
One of my friends shared this link with me and I think it’s an important and well-written piece: So You’re Feeling Too Fat to Be Photographed on My Friend Theresa’s Blog
Hmm. I’m sensing an encouraging theme here. Jen e sais quoi wrote this piece recently encouraging her friends that are going through a very rough time. Since I have several friends in a similar place, I’m including it here. You Are Not Alone.
Okay, I guess I’m late to the party, but I had never heard of Sam Gordon before. You neither? Sweet! I saw a clip of her during the Superbowl. She’s this 9-year-old girl from Salt Lake City who just finished up a season of completely kicking ass on a boys’ pee wee team. She’s got some crazy stats, and can also take a hit. Here’s a link to Kavitha A. Davidson’s article and the video on Huffington Post.
Finally, I know we got a little snow here on the east coast this weekend, but in Brazil, it’s raining spiders. (ummm, Darla? Are you aware of this?)
14 thoughts on “One Crazy Sunday”
That picture of you makes me so happy.
As for the spider thing? I had to breathe into a paper bag several times while watching the video. That is my biggest fear. I think I’d rather face the end of the world. Thanks for making me love the snow we got yesterday.
Snow: so much better than spiders!
I am pretty sure you had those pajamas when we met.
I did. I still have them. I hid them from you.
My greatest desire in this world is to become that crazy lady that everyone is scared of and moves out of the way of. I can’t wait until that happens! Should pretty much be any day now.
I’m already afraid of you 🙂
How we start to not give a crap what we look like …
I think I’m going backwards — from being careless about how I look to anxious and/or morose. This next birthday of mine is messing with my head.
Uh-oh. Is it a big number birthday?
Ends with a 0, does not begin with a 3. Dunno if that makes me “old” (I don’t think so), but I don’t think I count as young anymore.
Not only will it be okay, but 40 rocks: https://accidentalstepmom.com/2012/05/22/40-bring-it/
Okay, I didn’t think anything could distract me from the fabulosity of that picture, but raining spiders?! Raining spiders?!? …Maybe you could add ‘tossing spiders’ to your crazy woman approach. I’ll be the one following YOU in the city the next time we meet up. (Is the person who sits next to the crazy person on the subway even crazier? Chew on that!)
I’m headed to read the post on Theresa’s blog right now – thanks!
I am reminded of the bad Bo-Peeps I sometimes see. Men in really bad Bo-Peep drag riding NJ Transit into the city. Sometimes solo, sometimes there’s a group. I’ve never quite figured it out.
You have ARRIVED! lol
I can totally relate …. thanks for the great idea! So foxy. Hmmm, we’ll have to bring back that ’70s adjective!