Pre-Rapture Photo Caption Contest

If you read this blog, you may remember that I have a shiny new nephew:

Did you see his foot?

When I visited him, I decided that he’s now Tiny Nephew, because he’s only like six pounds. Tiny Nephew has three older brothers. Here is my favorite picture of all time:

Tiny Nephew with Slightly-Larger Nephew

Aren’t they just too much?

But that’s not what I need your help with.

One day of my visit while we were downstairs fawning, someone, who shall remain nameless but is a nephew that can walk and is pictured somewhere in this post, was upstairs in grandma’s nursery playing with the toys. As he has been well-trained (unlike my kids), he put everything away when he was finished.

Except for one thing:

That’s how I found her after they went home. Facedown and alone on the nursery floor.

Poor thing.

I know how she feels.

This photo needs a caption.

I needed to put this out there before the Rapture, because it’s been on my to-do list for a week and I’m tidying up my loose ends. If they don’t take me, then at least I’m ahead.

Can you help me out? I’d offer to share my bacon with you but #5 won’t let me have any. But I can offer up a Starbucks gift card that will get you a (as in one) latte.

Post your captions in the comments through 6pm EST Saturday, May 21 and I’ll pick a winner. If I’m saved though, I’m drinking your latte.

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38 thoughts on “Pre-Rapture Photo Caption Contest

  1. After a hard night’s work, Raggedy Ann rests before Raggedy Andy come to collect from last nights earnings. A girl’s work is never done.

    Okay, I might have gone too far. I couldn’t help myself. Sorry!

  2. If it is any consolation, I’m already in the 21st and I’m still here. No signs of any end of the world yet. Even the sun is shining. 🙂

    Better not end – tomorrow is my first wedding anniversary – I’ll be really annoyed, after the thousands our visa battle has cost, if I never get to break this enforced celibacy!!!

    1. I think you have until 6pm. I expect you to add “Surviving the Rapture” to the list on the T-shirt of monumental obstacles you have overcome when you truly get to celebrate your anniversary. Which I hope and pray is really, really soon.

      1. Apparently, I survived one back in 1992 or 1994 or something that I didn’t even know about! Saw a poster about that somewhere in my travels around the internet!

        But yes, it is safely May 22 here now and Australia has survived. Unless, as I have seen suggested, the rapture works on USA East Coast time. Doesn’t sound logical – it would be late for most of the rest of the world!

  3. I’ll not offer a caption… but I am offering you a higly valued major award over on my page, in today’s entry. I toyed with naming it the Fragile Award (“It must be Italian!”) in honor of “A Christmas Story”… but nah. I just like your stuff!

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