Yeah, I know I said I’d post this on Friday. Life happened. It always does. Sunday is the new Friday anyway, haven’t you heard?
Anyway. A little over a week ago I asked you lovely folks to suggest your best caption for this picture:
I further sweetened the deal with the promise of your very own only slightly used DVD copy of Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, that incredible direct-to-DVD release starring Deborah “don’t call me Debbie when I’m acting” Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas. Yes, in the same movie!
I had a tough time picking a winner. But I did pick one, because I feel such a tremendous sense of obligation to pass this movie on.
Black Hole Under My Couch, for the first half of your comment (can I do that? I just did):
Casey: “Yeah, Yeah, of course I’m eighteen. . . *whispers* in dog years!”
Carl, I realize this sets me up for another round of your therapy bills for not picking your caption. If you have to call me down to FLA for Confrontation Day, can it be after the humidity dies down a little?
Here are some of the one I loved that didn’t win:
Grossly Pulchritudinous: It’s certainly no Pentapus, but I think we can make this work.
The Bad Hat Harry: Why don’t you put the camera down and join in? Leave it rolling.
Someone at my work on the dry erase board: Tastes like chicken!
Thanks to everyone who participated! You guys made me laugh.
Black Hole Under My Couch, drop me an email accidentalstepmom (at) g mail (dot) com and I will get your DVD out to you. If you actually watch the entire movie and review it, I’ll post it.
It’s the least I could do.
In an unrelated note, the Pentapus is now down to three legs, but we find the name sticking. Tri-pus does not have the same ring. However, if they manage to get the three remaining legs off I’m going to call it Tabletop Pentapus.
In closing, let’s talk about bad movies. Do you have a favorite? One of those movies that has no redeeming features whatsoever but you still can’t drag yourself away from it? Mine is Amazon Women on the Moon. It was supposed to be a spoof on bad movies but kind of turned out being one itself. I love that movie. What’s your favorite bad movie?