Fourth day of Winter Recess. Kill me now.
Me: Hey, how many episodes of Sponge Bob do you think you’ve watched today?
#5: (shoulder shrug, while playing Plants vs. Zombies on my iPad)
Me: A billion?
#5: No (not looking up)
Me: Two billion?
#5: No (still not looking up)
Me: A Bazillion?
#5: (looks me dead in the eye) I’m not doing this.
Tough room.
JM Randolph, accidentalstepmom 
Hmmmm. Seems to me he’s in training to become a husband with the TV remote.
Sandy
http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com
Yeah, he’s got mad skills. Better than his Dad, even.
I’ve had this conversation with my stepson!