Fourth day of Winter Recess. Kill me now.
Me: Hey, how many episodes of Sponge Bob do you think you’ve watched today?
#5: (shoulder shrug, while playing Plants vs. Zombies on my iPad)
Me: A billion?
#5: No (not looking up)
Me: Two billion?
#5: No (still not looking up)
Me: A Bazillion?
#5: (looks me dead in the eye) I’m not doing this.