Sometimes he’s funny, when eating a piece of bacon he says:
Well, I guess Charlotte couldn’t save Wilbur this time.
Sometimes he’s oblivious, causing his sister to remark while they’re folding laundry:
Those are YOURS. None of US have race car panties!
Sometimes he asks me questions I don’t want to answer truthfully:
The good guys always win, right? How come the good guys always win?
Sometimes he has no idea the truth he speaks:
You know what would stink? Being sick on your birthday for like ten years. Because then all your presents would be medicine.
Always, he’s all boy:
JM Randolph, accidentalstepmom 
This makes me miss my younger brother. Thank you JMR 🙂
#5 rocks! Boy truths can be harsh. My older and younger sister don’t particularly get along. It has something to do with a vanishing family inheritance the older sister “managed” for all the siblings. The two sisters more or less stopped communicating after that, but are respectfully polite when important events … funerals, weddings, stuff like that …. throw family together. When my nephew was about four he marched up to my older sister (in mixed company) and loudly proclaimed, “My mother says you’re a lair!” Ya gotta love little boy truths! 😉
They’re like parrots, but worse!
The Baconator! #5 is pretty awesome.
We think so. He thinks so too, but I am not sure that’s a bad thing.
Yessss. #5 is my hero! His line to go with the bacon is just so perfect. I could read about him all day!
Do you wanna borrow him for a bit?
Judging by those pics, #5 and Slim would get along great.
There seems to be a serious lack of Star Wars in his epic tower. I am sure Slim could help him out with that.
I wish I had a younger brother. I’d love to hang with a kid that smart and witty. 🙂
He’s a trip!
My dude would dig your dude. Like totally.
He totally needs more dudes in his life. He’s so outnumbered.
I have a couple you can borrow for a while………