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One Narwhal Sunday

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It’s been a hell of a week here in the US. The kids are paying attention and asking a lot of questions that have no good answers. Usually when I shut off the TV in exasperation, it’s been blaring Disney sitcoms or the latest teen drama for hours; this week it’s been the news. I … Read more

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One Waitress Sunday

My mom used to cook. She gave it up for Lent when I was 13.

#3 got a job today. She officially starts training next week as a waitress. #1 is already a waitress. #2 has a job interview tomorrow for a potentially waitress-related position. I used to be a waitress. Before I started pushing boxes and wrapping cables and making people louder, I served pancakes and eggs, meatloaf and … Read more

One Birthday Sunday. Or is that Sundae?

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It’s my frickin’ birthday! (Thanks, Mom and Dad!) My train was delayed getting out of the city last night. The rule is that if your train is delayed, you get Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream so I don’t really mind too much when it happens. What? Of course that’s a rule I made up, what are you, … Read more

One Slurpee Shoe Sunday

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#4: You remember that day about a year and a half ago when I was riding on Julietta’s scooter and I wrecked and hurt my finger real bad and I haven’t wanted to go on a scooter or a skateboard ever since? Me: You mean right before we bought you the skateboard for your birthday … Read more

I Hate the Way You Lay On My Tiger Sunday

I hate the way you lay on my tiger. Just to mock me. Not playing with it at all.

Right after we opened my current show, over seven years ago, I took a creative writing class in the city. It was the first time in my adult life that I knew I would be in the same place for the next ten weeks and available every Monday night, so I took advantage of it. … Read more

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