I Have Broken the Space-Time Continuum

Because that’s what happens when I try to coordinate and organize: I end up in three places at once. 

It really makes me uncomfortable when you do that.

It really makes me uncomfortable when you do that.

On Family Circle’s Momster blog, I’m talking about the benefits of treating your kids with inequity. That’s inequity, not iniquity. I’m not completely evil. (For the record: honoring a request to take one kid to KISS while denying a request to take a different kid to Justin Bieber is not evil; it’s self-preservation).

On Family Fusion Community I write about losing your sh.. temper with cute little short people. You just may pick up a tip on how to not break down a door.

Back to the space-time continuum.

Pfft. I break that continuum all the time. See? I'm breaking it right now.

Pfft. I break that continuum all the time. See? I’m breaking it right now.

The only other English word I could come up with that contains double U’s was vacuum. Turns out there are several more, but I had to google them and one is kind of gross so that’s where I stopped reading. I’m leaving the comments open so you can say your favorite word in English that has two U’s right in a row. Or else list one way KISS is better than Justin Bieber.

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3 responses to “I Have Broken the Space-Time Continuum

  1. Did you actually just ask that question? Ways in which KISS is better than Justin Beiber? I’m going to pretend that getting stuck in that space-time continuum has made you lose your fool mind, girl.

    I can’t think of one other uu word. Sorry.

  2. piecesonnapkins

    Milkman and I enjoyed the second article immensely. Youu are one of our favorites.

  3. KISS are actual musicians who play real instruments. JB is the result of come kind of a Canadian lab experiment to create a teen idol out of ice, latex, maple syrup and petulance.

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