Fourth day of Winter Recess. Kill me now.

Me: Hey, how many episodes of Sponge Bob do you think you’ve watched today?

#5: (shoulder shrug, while playing Plants vs. Zombies on my iPad)

Me: A billion?

#5: No (not looking up)

Me: Two billion?

#5: No (still not looking up)

Me: A Bazillion?

#5: (looks me dead in the eye) I’m not doing this.

Tough room.